You know those commercials for "male enhancement" product Enzyte? With the bouncy theme song and the maniacally smiling mascot, Smiling Bob? Well, it turns out it was all a scam! Who would have guessed?
The founder of the company that makes Enzyte, Steve Warshak, was sentenced to 25 years in prison after he was convicted in February on 93 counts of conspiracy, fraud and money laundering. His company has to return $500 million. Damn! Never underestimate the power of gullibility/feelings-of-inadequacy!
“This is a case about greed,” The judge remarked. “Steven Warshak preyed on perceived sexual inadequacies of customers.”
Public Service Announcement: Male Enhancement isn't ever gonna happen, buddy, pills or not...Now, if only we could find some Male De-Enhancement pills, we'd be set.