Teen Threatens Family Over PC


Posted August 26, 2008 - By Stephen Johnson

A teenager in Florida went on a computer-rage rampage yesterday, threatening his mother with a knife and beating his brother with a sugar cane because someone messed around with the family PC.

The teen, angered over  "a change in computer privileges," threw several objects at his family, then picked up the knife and sugar cane and menaced his folks. He must have leveled up his dual-wielding, eh?

A brief editorial note: When I first read this story, I was picturing a "sugar cane" as either a candy cane or as a gigantic Pixy Stick that rains sweet, sweet sugar from its tip, so it didn't seem like an effective way of threatening your younger brother, but it turns out a sugar cane is more like a stiff bamboo stalk (see picture, right) than like either thing I imagined. Also: Do not do this to your family, even if you get locked out of your computer. You'll end up looking dumb on the internet.


Teen Threatens Family Over PC


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