On this July 4th, let us not forget the enemies of our nation. No, not those yappy little dogs celebutantes carry around, I'm talking about the terrorists! Please enjoy our list of games that let the terrorists win.

True Lies: One of our favorite movie games from the Governator. The movie even portrays the government helping the main terrorist group in the movie, Crimson Jihad, by smuggling warheads in the U.S. The game wasn't actually half as bad, as it had some interesting espionage missions and shooting mechanics. Now, we just all have to get rid of that scene from Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie in our heads. You know what I'm talking about...
--John Manalang

The Sims: The Sims is the worst kind of terrorist enabling product because it’s subversive. You think it’s a sweet, innocent little game of playing house but you would be wrong, so so wrong. You can make a game about violence that America perpetuates around the world, and people probably wouldn’t look at it twice. You can make a game about how shady corporations are superseding national governments and taking control, and it probably wouldn’t sell that many copies.

The Sims is the most dangerous type of game because it lulls you into a false sense of security, it mimics your daily life of working, eating, cleaning, and consuming. You know, being a good American. Then it hits you, the game takes a turn for the worse and exposes you to the biggest threat facing this and every country in the history of the world: Metrosexuals.

Any game that tricks you into thinking it’s ok for men to wear hair gel is in direct defiance of the constitution, the intentions of our forefathers, and what my racist old grandpa has taught me since I was old enough to stand.  Don’t buy into Will Wright’s pinko-commie agenda, boycott the Sims, and buy another copy of Left Behind.
--Patrick Roche-Sowa

 
Counter-Strike: This game clearly lets the terrorists win because about 50% of the time the terrorists actually win. Also, enough with the de_dust2… seriously.
--Brian Leahy

Dig-Dug:  Living in tunnels, wearing radioactive suits, the nameless protagonist from Dig-Dug is practically a poster boy for terrorism. Add to that the fact that he goes around toting a compressed air canister, like Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men, and what you’re looking at is Jack Thompson’s worst nightmare. Sure, you always thought it was harmless…that’s how you looked at airplanes in the 20th Century. But you were wrong then, and you’re wrong now. Do not be fooled by the happy music, Dig-Dug is terrorists FTW!
--Michael D’Alonzo

Missile Command: There's no kidding around here. You will lose at this game. In Missile Command for the Atari 2600, there is no chance of success in the grand scheme, only in delaying the inevitable. Your six cities will meet their end and everyone you are responsible for will die. Terrorists win. End of Line.
--Jon Hunt

.hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth - Uh, what? Do not understand.
Confused = Giving up. Terrorists win.
--Ty Colfax

Deadliest Catch: This game will make you wish the terrorists would win, because then the resulting fundamentalist government would institute Sharia law and ban frivolous wastes of time like videogames. We could all pray at the mosque five times a day instead of playing Deadliest Catch.
--Stephen Johnson