NASCAR is getting ready to do some weird stuff to your butt. This weekend, they will coordinate the ButtKicker, a vibrating device your sit on, and driver Jeg Coughlin Jr.
Jeg will have a sensor installed in his car that will allow home viewers to experience the same buttockular vibrations he'll enjoy during NASCAR races. Why anyone would want to do something like that remains a mystery, but someone thinks it will make some money--while they're just testing the rump-shaking out now, the plan is to sell subscriptions to the ButtKicker feed as an add-on to NHRA and NASCAR races. So eventually, you'll pay for this service. With money. That you earn by working.
Help me to understand, readers.