While not much happens in Muncie, Indiana, a local seven year-old boy livened up the city the other day. He stole a Geo Tracker from his grandma and took it on a mile-long joyride to the mall, before crashing into some bushes behind the Outback Steakhouse.
We're sure you're thinking: "That's amusing and all, but how is it relevant?" Because police speculated the boy learned to drive from a PlayStation game. We think he might have been playing Underage Driver Extreeeem.
"He just wanted to drive," the boy's infinitely sensible grandmother said.
IndyStar.com: Muncie 7-year-old crashes grandma's SUV