
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year-old kid stole his father's credit card and racked up $30,000 worth of debt on it, eventually partying in a hotel room with an XBox 360, Halo 3, a couple of friends, and two hookers. That kid is a flat baller. The kid, from Texas, managed to convince the desk clerk at the hotel that he and a friend had won a World of Warcraft tournament, and that's why they had the money they did. Furthermore, they convinced the same clerk to deliver Fritos and Dr. Pepper to their room.
But it gets better. For this next part, you have to read it the way it was originally reported...
"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a World of Warcraft tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."
And then the punch line...
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
We are in love with Ralph Hardy.
Money.co.uk: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card To Buy Hookers


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but he should've gotten it on with them
i hate ppl who judge and compare america to/by the blogs and comments people on the internet
when you were 13 did you have the balls to do that?
no so dont whine about what other ppl say on the internet just go QQ on ur on blog
P.S I just read what N1CK5TER just wrote after I wrote this and all I can say is Damn two people can't be wrong about the same person lol B@#^H!!!!
Seriously, everyone vote for him. Forget Obama, Hilary, and McCain...
Um, didn't you read? The hookers thought something was wrong, so they didn't. I don't think this kid was all "Hey, I'm going to go use my dad's credit card to rent some hookers so we can play Halo together!"
a 13 year old running off and buying hookers. Maybe this is why "Catcher in the Rye" was banned all those years ago?
did u just say camden.....omg the fact that u named any place in nj means uve never been aroung the block....im from south orange so ihave some idea what your talking about but still...camden
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
Poor kid. What a way to get attention...
This entire story is hilarious.
Hotel room = 200 - 1000(its been a while since Ive rented a room)
Hookers = 1000 each
Outsmarting people more than 2x your age, getting your parents to not kill you, and publically stating you wish to run (if only a small) part of this country = priceless
Some things in life don't have price tags, for everything else, theres MasterCard.
Man, IF Ralph does become a politician, He'll make a perfect Eliott Spitzer II! Wonder how his dad reacted.