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13 Year-Old Steals Card, Buys Hookers

Posted by Mike D'Alonzo - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 4:40 PM

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year-old kid stole his father's credit card and racked up $30,000 worth of debt on it, eventually partying in a hotel room with an XBox 360, Halo 3, a couple of friends, and two hookers. That kid is a flat baller. The kid, from Texas, managed to convince the desk clerk at the hotel that he and a friend had won a World of Warcraft tournament, and that's why they had the money they did. Furthermore, they convinced the same clerk to deliver Fritos and Dr. Pepper to their room.

But it gets better. For this next part, you have to read it the way it was originally reported...

"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a World of Warcraft tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."

And then the punch line...

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

We are in love with Ralph Hardy.

Money.co.uk: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card To Buy Hookers


Comment(s)


Posted by vegeta_0846 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:00 PM
all that i can say is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by TGray - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:01 PM
and so should the rest of the world

Posted by cakefreak - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:01 PM
Damn!

Posted by Diggerclan - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:04 PM
lol retard

Posted by Yatzee1000 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:04 PM
Greatest thirteen year old ever.

Posted by mat777 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:04 PM
ahahahah pimp

Posted by Jonathan_Explosion - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:08 PM
haha sweet
but he should've gotten it on with them
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Posted by Jadub2k - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:11 PM
lol playa playa, go on with'cha bad self lol xD

Posted by vferg - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:20 PM
Best article I have seen in ages! Only thing I dont get is why he is still alive. If I EVER attempted something that sick which involved my parents credit I would not be alive to tell the story, and thats the truth! His father must be one big pushover to have let this go, but seriously thats one of the best splurges I have ever heard.

Posted by Coops - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:21 PM
Way better than that Australian Kid!!

Posted by bullet53 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:22 PM
he probably told the news and his parents that the hookers didn't sleep with him just so they didn't get in more troubles.....but this is an amazing story lulz

Posted by Oinkness - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:22 PM
The fact that you guys support his actions is the reason this country is in the crapper. US is as immoral as Mr. Hardy!

Posted by what0080 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:25 PM
EPIC WIN!! If he wants to be a politician, I'd vote for him...
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Posted by 1mikeg - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:43 PM
That's right kid. Get it out of your system early while people still have sympathy for you.

Posted by N1CK5TER - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:51 PM
oinkness what a retard
i hate ppl who judge and compare america to/by the blogs and comments people on the internet
when you were 13 did you have the balls to do that?
no so dont whine about what other ppl say on the internet just go QQ on ur on blog

Posted by SkeeteRX8 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 6:50 PM
Ballin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by etooley7845 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 6:51 PM
I agree with Vferg. This was cool, but if I tried that my father's credit card when I was thirteen I would have been in trouble BIG TIME. I'm also surprised that the kid is still alive...

Posted by sinister6972 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 6:52 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by kiohto - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 6:55 PM
awesome??? you ppl are retarded, if i was his father id probly wind up beating the crap out of him for getting me 30k in debt, trust me being in debt sucks, i was raised in a family with debt and thats hard to recover from, i wonder if in someway he can get money back for some kind of identity theft thing

Posted by tarshimo - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:00 PM
Well all I have to say to this is kid is your an inspiration and martyr to all prepubescent kids around the world (I am not one of those kids btw, I am 19)

Posted by paranoic - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:02 PM
lol, what he did was really messed up to his family but funny at the same time. A kid that needs a ass kicking and a shoulder brushing at the same time. lol

Posted by KDollaz - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:24 PM
Well it sounds as if Mr. Hardy is well on his way. If not a politician, he certainly have some pimpin in his blood. Oinknees sounds like he's mad that he couldn't think of something like that when he was 13yrs old. Hey buddy not everyone have the balls to do something like that and enjoy life, its clear your one of them you ball-less prick.

P.S I just read what N1CK5TER just wrote after I wrote this and all I can say is Damn two people can't be wrong about the same person lol B@#^H!!!!

Posted by PistolWipp - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:28 PM
I know I am older than him, but I want to grow up and become him.

Posted by Xsi9mm - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:42 PM
haha Pistol nice wit. That said, I would drive my son to Camden,NewJersey and drop him off at night in the red light district naked without a gun but with the n word written on his naked back. Thats basically what i'd do.

Posted by dominion76 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:58 PM
I guess pimpin is easy.

Posted by lazyteabag - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:02 PM
DAMMIT RALPH! your supposed to rent out a hotel suite and wrongly use hookers AFTER you get above state senator!

Posted by Kyte17 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:03 PM
You do Jay and Silent Bob proud

Posted by J2007 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:03 PM
that proves kids are getting smarter

Posted by DaftPunkFan37 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:06 PM
Ralph Hardy for President

Seriously, everyone vote for him. Forget Obama, Hilary, and McCain...

Posted by BladesOfChaos - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:10 PM
@Jonathan_Explosion-
Um, didn't you read? The hookers thought something was wrong, so they didn't. I don't think this kid was all "Hey, I'm going to go use my dad's credit card to rent some hookers so we can play Halo together!"

Posted by Nightprowler73 - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:13 PM
they gave me faith in little kids keep it up ralph lol

Posted by changbang - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:24 PM
Greatest. Story. Ever.

Posted by smileylyon - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:46 PM
Hope the hotel clerk lost his job for not checking ID's! What a bunch of BS this is! Don't praise illegal activities!

Posted by WildfireFox - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:48 PM
I don't believe they could wrack up that much debt on a card. Maybe Five thousand. But not six times that amount.

Posted by Frankotaco - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 9:22 PM
haha funny story. i bet he didn't have to pay for any of this. cus the boy probably didn't have the legal right to use his fathers card. and thus these where technically "fraudulent" charges. so he and his parents may get off scoot free.

a 13 year old running off and buying hookers. Maybe this is why "Catcher in the Rye" was banned all those years ago?

Posted by RyuSensei - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 9:32 PM
If the girls in the picture are any indication, YOU OVER PAID!

Posted by shotnthedark - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 9:32 PM
@Xsi9mm
did u just say camden.....omg the fact that u named any place in nj means uve never been aroung the block....im from south orange so ihave some idea what your talking about but still...camden

Posted by slimmer - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 9:36 PM
True love and respect for family, ps.... Dad you did such a good job heres your prize...drink up.

Posted by ThataUFO - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:10 PM
That is going to be an Epic ass-whoopin.

Posted by xSniper209LHSx - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 11:04 PM
i'd kick that kid out of the house once he turns 18 and sue him for 50k if he doesnt pay back when its his 18th birthday

Posted by Lothran - Thursday, May 15, 2008 12:09 AM
And the hotel clerk didn't even bother to check his ID? Even if he did have a "restricted growth" problem they should have known his age.

Posted by Darsoulr - Thursday, May 15, 2008 12:57 AM
its so wrong its great the kid is really going place's

Posted by ISEEFAKEPEOPLEONLINE - Thursday, May 15, 2008 2:25 AM
One of the Greatest 13 year old SORE LOSERS of All Time and if his father is a real father then he definitely tore the skin until it bled on his LOSER son's ASS real good,you feel me?

Posted by MrMatt555 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 2:35 AM
dang my ass would have been served on a silver platter if i pulled that stunt

Posted by fragglerock66 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 2:41 AM
Texas $

Posted by Bellamorte - Thursday, May 15, 2008 3:31 AM
"When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."

Poor kid. What a way to get attention...

Posted by MaelStrom_ - Thursday, May 15, 2008 4:15 AM
the hookers didnt have sex with them but played xbox together, isnt that the same thing?

Posted by Swinger1 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 4:16 AM
Man, you can tell who has kids and who doesn't by the posts... If this was my kid... (gonna be a dad in Nov I would have his butt all summer long paying off his debt. On days it was raining, he would be in a homeless shelter doing volunteer work like passing out food. No friends over, no phone, all his belongings other than clothes, bookshelf, and his bed would be stripped from his room. The xbox would be confisicated and everything he he had bought would be sold to e-bay. Kinda like the dad who caught his son smoking pot and sold his new guitar hero boxed set. But since this father is a lawyer (aka. scumbag that has no time for his kid... {too busy to celebrate his sons BIRTHDAY???!!!??}) He will probably be able to teach his son that you are able to get out of trouble by suing the pants of the adults in the incident rather than accept responcibility for your actions.

Posted by Rooster7787 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 4:22 AM
Ralph, even though you are probably grounded for life and can't read this, I just want you to know that when you are old enough to run for president, me and my friends will petition to get you ungrounded so you can.

Posted by Toxicwaste07 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 4:28 AM
tht is so frickin AWESOME!!!!!!!! I say tht kid should get a prize for outsmarting the dumbass clerk and his parents. Way to go kid, i want to meet u!!!

Posted by insight2881 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 5:37 AM
Deadest 13 yo ever!!!

Posted by Comixjunky - Thursday, May 15, 2008 5:59 AM
At least they weren't playing GTA4, that would have made it Fox news' top story. Bill O'reilly would have been all over that shiznit.

Posted by gravy666 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 5:59 AM
LOL HE WANTS TO BECOME A POLITICIAN! XD

This entire story is hilarious.

Posted by evilpu - Thursday, May 15, 2008 6:10 AM
ha! if i tried that when i was 13 i would be in a wheel chair peeing into a bag and breathing with assistance from a series of beeping things . holy crap this kid is lucky he is living in a time of mass media

Posted by Brick69 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 6:58 AM
Haha hes the next Elliot Spitzer. That kid is ballar though, but i bet he did tap that.

Posted by anonomousperson - Thursday, May 15, 2008 7:45 AM
Xbox 360 + games = 400+

Hotel room = 200 - 1000(its been a while since Ive rented a room)

Hookers = 1000 each

Outsmarting people more than 2x your age, getting your parents to not kill you, and publically stating you wish to run (if only a small) part of this country = priceless

Some things in life don't have price tags, for everything else, theres MasterCard.

Posted by yuri_sama - Thursday, May 15, 2008 8:16 AM
I saw the same story over at gamepolitics, only there it was showing that this story is a hoax.

Posted by MutantEnemyMTL - Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:42 AM
So were the girls achievement whores? $1000 sounds like a lot to get a few achievements?

Posted by CaptinShanks - Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:44 AM
Thats SWEET!! he didnt even do the ho'es. thats funny, rent the hookers and not even do them, thats tight..

Posted by jdiggitty - Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:58 AM
Someone needs to set up a website to keep tabs on this kid.

Posted by Xsi9mm - Thursday, May 15, 2008 5:01 PM
Whoever it was who said i have not been around the block i live in millburn which is right next to south orange and camden newjersey is rated as the worst city in america if you dont think its true look it up dumb ass

Posted by Xsi9mm - Thursday, May 15, 2008 5:03 PM
SO if you want me to say newark you retard then i will...

Posted by karatekid834 - Thursday, May 15, 2008 5:31 PM
lmao i love tht kid

Posted by starscream247 - Friday, May 16, 2008 12:03 PM
those are ugly whores I would pay 25$ for them

Posted by Takechi - Friday, May 16, 2008 2:36 PM
WOW go Ralph

Posted by flamingpig666 - Monday, May 19, 2008 1:53 PM
u pwn Ralph ur my hero

Posted by N8R - Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:13 PM
I'm assuming he wants to be a Democratic politician based on the fact that they were FEMALE escorts, and are still alive.

Posted by joekickass555 - Wednesday, May 21, 2008 3:20 PM
awesome. and remember people you can only do this with such ease in one place. America.

Posted by soulwound - Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:49 AM
lol, awesome

Posted by soulwound - Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:54 AM
too bad it's fake though. http://www.nowpublic.com/tech- biz/fake-hookers-fake-credit-c ards-fake-13yr-olds-marketing

Posted by COR2000 - Saturday, June 28, 2008 12:26 PM
BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Man, IF Ralph does become a politician, He'll make a perfect Eliott Spitzer II! Wonder how his dad reacted.

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