Ralph Hardy, a 13 year-old kid stole his father's credit card and racked up $30,000 worth of debt on it, eventually partying in a hotel room with an XBox 360, Halo 3, a couple of friends, and two hookers. That kid is a flat baller. The kid, from Texas, managed to convince the desk clerk at the hotel that he and a friend had won a World of Warcraft tournament, and that's why they had the money they did. Furthermore, they convinced the same clerk to deliver Fritos and Dr. Pepper to their room.
But it gets better. For this next part, you have to read it the way it was originally reported...
"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a World of Warcraft tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."
And then the punch line...
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
We are in love with Ralph Hardy.
Money.co.uk: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card To Buy Hookers