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Surprise: Jack Thompson Hates 'GTA IV'

Posted by Stephen Johnson - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:10 AM

Here's a shocker for you: It looks like famous attorney (and TV videogame expert!) Jack Thompson hates Grand Theft Auto IV, so much so that he thinks those responsible for the game should be arrested in real jail for pretend crimes. He wrote this to his local US Attorney:

Indictments should be returned against Take Two corporately and its Chairman, Strauss Zelnick, along with other Take Two officers. Indictment should also be against Sony and Microsoft which are making this pornographic game available to minors, and openly so, on their PS3 and Xbox systems.

Further, indictments should be handed down against Wal-Mart, Best Buy, GameStop, and all other retailers distributing this game to minors at their retail stores, openly, to kids who are only seventeen.

And then the kicker:

Grand Theft Auto IV is the gravest assault upon children in this country since polio.

Hey, Jack, you know who else had polio?

That's right, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, beloved 32nd President of the United States. Using our logical skills, we can only conclude that the ghost of FDR is in president heaven right now, playing Grand Theft Auto IV and twirling his cigarette holder.

Gamepolitics: Jack Thompson Claims GTA IV is Porn and Everyone Should Be Indicted


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Posted by tedcwilliams - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:21 AM
In other news: The Earth is round, the sun rises and sets every day, and "In other news" comments on message boards are SOOOOO 2002!

Posted by TheRufio - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:24 AM
Wow, what a jackass... Grand Theft Auto IV jams.

Posted by chriseastsidedc - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:25 AM
ONLY 17? That's almost an adult! Jack should really be stopped! If a 15 yr old boy in Fl could get life in jail for killing his neighbor while doing wrestling moves, then it should be completely fine for a 17 yr old to play a mature rated video game. And since when has GTA be a "pornographic game"? Hot Coffee was more of a dry hump then full sex, but i guess that's the kind of thing that should be expected from a man who states the same "facts" in every interview and binds the truth of the real facts in order to prove he's "right." I feel bad for his son, i truly do.

Posted by DJOmega6 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:28 AM
God bless you FDR...God bless.

Posted by keving813 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:28 AM
how funny would it be it was found out that jack thompson played gta like for fun on his spare time.

Posted by Vendetta187 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:37 AM
^very funny^

Jack...Stop being a douche!

Posted by DREW93 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:51 AM
yeah ok heres how it is. GTA IV isnt intended for minors!!!!what a dumb-ass. he complaining to all the corporations for letting minors get there hands on the game and about the freaking esrb rating system. (i know, u need a moment to take in his load of bull!!!) 1. its not the retailers or the producers of the games that are letting minors get the games, its the parents that are buying the game for there kids. 2. ACCORDING TO THE ESRB RATINGS 17 YEARS OLD ARE OLD ENOUGH AND MATURE ENOUGH (hopefully) TO PURCHASE THE GAME AND PLAY IT! Im 15 and my parents let me play GTA games. Ive never been able to buy a rated M games with out my parents. And im just throwing this out there because you and i both know hes thinking this, ive played dozens of violent and "pornographic"
video games and im not going around killing people for fun, beating people up for money, joining gangs. so in my opinion hes a douche bag that thinks everything should be how he sees it.
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Posted by Dr_Perry_Cox - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:55 AM
I'd bet Jack Thompson is curled up in a dark room right now cappin' fools in GTA. His assault on video games has just been a ploy to ensure that he had a copy available.

Posted by everlastinggaze - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:58 AM
Why are people flipping over this game being "pornographic?" they are just appealing to the american prude.
If the sex in this game was so influential, why was there a stabbing and not a raping while people were waiting in line? The real problem with this game is it's just too violent. I hate Jack Thompson as much as the next guy, because he's a pure idiot, but realistically, did you see the useless human waste waiting in line for the game in new york? so pathetic that even Kevin was worried the reporter was gonna get shanked. it does glorify violence and crime, and the average person is too stupid to differentiate between games and real life.

Posted by hetman - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:07 PM
@everlastinggaze. If the average person was to stupid to differentiate between games and real life crime would be committed constantly by around 50% of the population. We would go outside and see people shooting, fighting, ramping their vehicles into on comming traffic, performing promp to heart surgery etc. But obviously that is not the case.

Posted by Ieyke - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:11 PM
Despite me not giving a crap about GTA this guy has once again has earned my hatred. DEFCON 2 is where my hatred is set for him.
Or would that be HATECON?

HATECON 2: The designated level of hatred for all misinformed retards who've proven they should have no right to free speech.

I like this system.

Posted by ThataUFO - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:20 PM
Using Jack Thomsons line of reasoning, couldn't I sue Vivid entertainment and Playboy for all that chaffing I suffered in my youth. Cause man, that hurt.

Posted by BONERJAM - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:22 PM
I think if you are 17 and can't recognize the difference between a videogame and reality then society has failed you.

Also, does Thompson relize that videogames are the least of Americas current problems.
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Posted by JDarkley - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:28 PM
Eff that retard of an ambulance chasing nimrod! Seriously, the fact he hasn't found another bandwagon to jump on confounds me. I'm sick of hearing his empty, one-sided, misinformed, biased rhetoric.
Just shut up Jack.
Seriously, if you, Jack Thompson, do by some chance in hell read this, then please shut up. For the love of God and all that is holy, shut the hell up! Nobody likes you. Some of us outright HATE you. Your stubbornness is child-like, as is your reasoning. And that's why you need to refrain from saying, or issuing, any statement you can come up with.
So please Jack, just shut up. Please? Thank you.

Posted by raptortim - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:28 PM
It's not the suprising. (I think thats the joke)

Posted by Oinkness - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:43 PM
GTA4 sucks and I wish they'd give Thompson what he wants just so I don't have to hear about it anymore.

Posted by B00MR1D3 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:45 PM
jack thompson is eamaddens idol.

Posted by dialupinator - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:04 PM
This guy should have his law degree revoked. All he has ever done with his life was failing miserably in taking down an entire industry for what a small handful of VERY stupid kids out of tens of millions did because they could not have the brain capacity large enough to recognize the difference between fantasy and reality, the only real limit of which is cosplaying.

Posted by marowin - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:08 PM
Has he even played the game? No of course not. But hey is an expert right? ::scoff:: I just wish people like him would try to experience what they choose to criticize it. Is anyone else with me on that?

Posted by Ieyke - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:15 PM
"jack thompson is eamaddens idol."
Sounds right. Fundamentally at least.

Posted by anonomousperson - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:17 PM
He is the average american only with more drive.

Posted by VergilSnake - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:23 PM
Lmao. I've given him alot of little gifts already. :)

Posted by Silky08 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:26 PM
Dear Jacky Thompson,
This game is not for minors. Learn to read an MSRB rating. Although 17 years old is considered a minor, I think that they are mature enough to understand the consequences of crime and punishment for reenacting something from a video game/movie. 17 years old does not count as a minor. Also please remove your head out of your derriere. Now also take a deep breath and just accept that video games are now a part of every day life, and there is nothing you can do to destroy the age of video games. Just accept it man, for the sake of your children, and your children's children.

Posted by panzerfist - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:28 PM
He isnt even trying anymore

Posted by Intangible_Cog - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:52 PM
Again, we have another “ignorance is bliss” kind of guy, spouting false and uneducated accusations against video games. How do people like Jack Thompson get their law degrees anyway? From a Cracker-Jack box!? Seriously, did he even think about what he is purposing, or will he soon state that he IS God and only answers to himself. This man isn’t ignorant, ignorance is not knowing, he’s just plain stupid!

Posted by antz08 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:57 PM
Jack Thompson what a joke!

Posted by MrSword1 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 2:15 PM
Is it ironic that Jack Thompson whines like a fanboy?

Posted by Omg1tsGoddess - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 2:50 PM
All i wanna say is that GTA 4 rules.
People need to stop saying what we should do and not do. Minors get their hands on these games because the parents let them. PERIOD.

Posted by Kyte17 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:07 PM
Are you serious??? How can anyone that isnt high say such an assanine thing? This guy is retarded right? I don't see how any inteligent human being could come to that conclusion.

Posted by Spartan_458 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:11 PM
Jack Thompson has no credibility. Jack Thompson is also a jackass.

Posted by Frankotaco - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:31 PM
apparently Jack Thompson wants a non-open market dictatorship in which he controls what is ok to be created, sold, and who can sell it. what an ass who has no idea what he is talking about, as usual. don't he realize minors cant legally buy this game in stores? a 15 year old kid can't just go in and buy GTA 4 legally....yet they COULD buy Goodfellas or The Departed without a problem at all. or kids could buy seasons of Soprano's or Nip/Tuck (M rated TV wise) without the store batting an eye. but wait...if the violence, cursing and sex is bad for kids Mr. Thompson, and your NOT just picking on video games cus you don't like them...why don't you fight against TV and Film purchasing laws too? yea, bet he didn't think of that one. king of ignorant D-Bags.

Posted by joekickass555 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:36 PM
ok first of all i agree with everything degrading said about jack thompson. second i agree with everything said about how much gta4 rocks more than well...rocks. and gta4 doesnt cause minors to go run around the street killn people stealin cars and joinin the mafia and crap like that. most people in actual gangs know did it cause they were bored ot other retarded reasons. and gta4 rocks. i dont know what else to say about it theres just too much.

Posted by crunchg111 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:36 PM
Just like DAVE chapelle said ,and I knw I cant spell today, He says if your old enough to know wether you wanna be pissed on your old enough to make an informed decision on things and I didnt wanna be pissed on when i was 8 so yaaaaaaaa
dats rite yaaaaaa

Posted by fanboy07 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:53 PM
omg jack your such a attention whore. go to hell.

Posted by lazyteabag - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 4:43 PM
What does FDR have to say about this?
"DIE PIGS!"
*fires rpg*

Posted by 30below - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 4:59 PM
ol J.T. at it again i see. i thought he was an attorney. doesnt he have other lawsuits and cases he needs to tend to?

Posted by ShikiTohno - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 4:59 PM
I could have sworn the legal age to buy a mature rated game was seventeen. So, uh, unless I'm off my guess, he's trying to say stores should be fined for following the law?

Posted by autowolf - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 5:32 PM
I heard Thompson lives in a basement with young children "protecting" them from this evil pornography with nice Popsicles

Posted by Voltanis - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 5:59 PM
Are we STILL writing news stories about the filth that spews from Jack Thompson's piehole? Haven't we learned already that he should just be left alone to wallow in his own self-righteousness? Hasn't JT learned that all his venting is just giving Rockstar free publicity? (not that R* needs it mind you)

You wanna go after something JT, how about Pokemon? The capture, slavery and pit-fighting of those cute little critters needs to stop! Go send a letter telling Nintendo to stop training little Michael Vicks everywhere! And THOSE games are RATED E for EVERYONE! Go pick on them for a while and let the rest of us be.

Posted by RadioKitty - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:04 PM
Come on Jack Thompson. Be original now. We've heard this all well before.

I shall beat up a an innocent Liberty City citizen in his honor. If damn Roman would just leave me the EFF alone.

Posted by icedbirdman - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:20 PM
jack thompson needs to grows some balls and then get a girlfriend. parents are to blame for not teaching their kids right or wrong!!! it a fking game!!!

Posted by icedbirdman - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:22 PM
Voltanis


pokemon OMG that was funny!!!

Posted by svexo1 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:38 PM
@Silky08
Word. I'm a violent ass person and I've managed to stay out of trouble. The fact is that if you are dumb enough to try to emulate GTA than your ass is probably F&$%^# anyway.

Posted by ScorpionX20 - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:48 PM
This just in: Parents blaming game companies for jobs their lazy asses should be doing.

Posted by SCPRedMage - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:30 PM
@Frankotaco:

Err, technically, there aren't any laws in the US, federal, state, local, WHATEVER, that restrict the sale of video games to minors. They've been passed, but they've all been struck down as unconstitutional. When a store refuses to sell violent games to kids, it's because it's store policy, to avoid lawsuits from irresponsible parents who don't pay enough attention to their children.

Posted by Frankotaco - Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:58 PM
ahhh. thanks SCPRedMage. i though it WAS a law. well even if it isn't there arn't any other laws against selling R rated DVD's or TV M rated Season DVD's to minors. so why video games? i agree with what many have said. this is nothing but parents not doing there jobs of
A. teaching there kids to be responsible and that its a game, pretend, juts like a movie.
B. It is the parents jobs to control there children's content and acutely...(gasp)PARENT THERE CHILDREN.

this is nothing but defending poor, lazy parenting that is rampant in America. and yea i know most parents don't understand games and such due to generation gap. well your a parent. so its kind of your job to just grin, bear with it and learn about it for the sake of your kids, and society.

Posted by sps73 - Wednesday, April 30, 2008 2:38 AM
All i can say is, if 17yrs. is old enough to join military and fight for this country then 17yrs. old is damn well old enough to play any f#cking game, Thompson is a f#ckin dweeb and he should get his priority's right along with the rest of our stupid ass media and government....

Posted by Nibbins - Wednesday, April 30, 2008 4:18 AM
you know who ELSE had polio? jesus... thats right... jesus... look at that Jack Thompson, i can make outlandish unfounded statements too!

Posted by 5staronly - Wednesday, April 30, 2008 4:54 AM
Hey, jack why stop there there are so many more retarded suits you can bring. What about UPS, FEDEX, DHL, And the post office for delivering the games. And we cant let nintendo get off either, I had a bad thought when I saw zero suit samun in SSBB. and the screenshots of IVY from soul caliber made me tingle in funny places so we should sue G4 for posting them.


just some thoughts you effing retard

Posted by 5staronly - Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:04 AM
oops, I meant samus
one should never type angry

Posted by Madbagofhorses - Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:11 AM
Last winter I took a dump on Jack Thompson's porch. I'm thinking about making another trip down to Coral Gables, Florida this summer to do it again!

Posted by Madbagofhorses - Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:23 AM
His business:

John B. Thompson, Attorney at Law
1172 S. Dixie Hwy., Suite 111
Coral Gables, Florida 33146

The man loves hate mail, we should all oblige.

Posted by SCPRedMage - Wednesday, April 30, 2008 10:49 AM
@sps73
Seventeen is only old enough to join the military if you have mommy and daddy's permission...

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