The Timothy Plan, a mutual fund group which offers a “biblical choice when it comes to investing,” will not be investing in Grand Theft Auto. Here's what they said in a press release:
This $30 billion a year [video game] business is exploiting sex and violence more than ever in their products. We hope more parents will not continue to fall into a category that four out of ten often do by relying simply on the ESRB rating and leave their children alone while they are playing video games.
We're thinking of coming up with a Satanic investment fund that will sink money into 1980s heavy metal records, black-eyeliner and magical witchcraft accoutrement.