Hurl!, G4's new show designed to make you laugh until you puke, will debut this summer, proving that it's never not funny to watch someone lose their lunch.
So what exactly is Hurl! you ask? Well, picture a large party in a parking lot after dark. Stay with me. Said party is focused around five contestants, attempting to prove their iron stomach prowess. These five warriors must each eat large amounts of a specific staple American food like Chicken Pot Pie or Mac and Cheese or Chili Dogs in a short period of time. The contestants that ate the most food and didn't regurgitate will then move on to a physical challenge. And no, I'm not talking about climbing a rock wall. I'm talking about nausea-enducing feats of bravery like strapping into a gyroscope or sitting down for a particularly sadistic tea-cup ride. I think you're starting to get the idea.
After that round, anyone who hasn't lost their lunch will then be forced to eat MORE, different food--Ambrosia salad, pumpkin pie, etc,-- while still keeping it all in. Then, the final elimination round steps the physical challenge up a notch, tossing in a rogue element of danger. One can only imagine. Hurl!'s release date hasn't been announced yet, but TheFeed predicts that sometime this summer you will be laying down friendly bets over a few beers with your peer group while watching men of similar age and background spew on national television. You're welcome.
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And not the good, congratulatory "dude...", but the bad, contemptuous "dude..."
Do I need MORE excuses to stop watching G4?
I would normally do a (cough) name item here (cough) deal but not this time. When I say crappy show I mean Cops there i said it stop showing cops goddamnit i'm sick of that damn show being on every time i go to G4 while channel surfing
Way to stay in touch with the demographic, G4...
*Scratches head, turns around, takes a couple steps back, and turns around again.*
Really?
*Turns back around, shakes head, stops, and turns back around.*
I mean...really? You think this is a good idea?
*Turns back around, begins to walk, stops, and sits down on the ground, hands on his head.*
I just...just...really? Of all the ideas you could think of...really?
*With his head hurting too much, Ted lays down and takes a nap, curled up in the fetal position.*
G4 has systematically slaughtered all that was good about the channel. They only play 2 shows that are about games. I thought the G in G4 was for Games. I've seen every Cops they play twice and Cheaters sucks. Ninja Warrior is ok once in a while, and the banzuki or whatever freaking blows.
G4 has no demographic anymore. I'd rather see cheat and X-play in reruns than the crap they are playing.
Hurl is going to suck. Hell, buy the rights to syndicate old SNL's. It'd be better than the crap on there now. How bought some cartoons, syndicate South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, Anything. If you're going to play mind numbing stuff at least play stuff that's funny.
No one can figure out what your demographic is suppose to be with the programs showing.
Post it on up.