The Webmaster Hates You: Everything is Wrong


Posted April 24, 2008 - By juster

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes... the Webmaster Hates You is back. w00t.

From: Robert H. [mailto:robert.XXXX@XXX.net]
Sent: Saturday, April 19, 2008 2:43 PM
To: Webmaster G4

wtf is wrong

Dear Robert,

It's hard to say, as there are *so* many things wrong with the world.  Off the top of my head:

  • The economy
  • The inevitability of death
  • Dependence on foreign oil
  • The fact that the Boston Celtics are really that good
  • The death of quality rock and roll music
  • The fact that people keep letting M Night Shyamalan make movie
  • The war

  • Remaking EVERY TV franchise ever into a crappy movie
  • We’ve all lost our spark
  • My Chemical Romance
  • emo haircuts
  • The death of the power trio
  • Hot Topic
  • The septic bite of the Komodo Dragon
  • Carl’s Jr. has a burger called the “Six Dollar Burger,” but it doesn’t cost six dollars, and it doesn’t taste like it costs six dollars

Regardless of all of these things, the state of my mustache is still STRONG.  So there is hope.

As always, send your love notes, missives and poorly spelled hate mail to webmaster@g4tv.com.


The Webmaster Hates You: Everything is Wrong


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