'GTA' Excuses Are Starting to Pop Up


Posted April 24, 2008 - By Ty Colfax

Alright. Let's be real. The Grand Theft Auto IV release coming up next whenever-you-can-get-it is going to be the biggest video game release of all time. Sales records will shatter, people will lose girlfriends and wives, total anarchy.

So, how are people telling their loved ones, jobs, and jury duty obligations about their soon-to-be-absenteeism? To put it simply, they're lying.

What are you planning to do about the countless hours that are about to disappear from your calendar.? I plan to tell my girlfriend I've come down with chicken pock leprosy. Extremely contagious but only for about 2 weeks. I'd lie to my job but I work at G4 so they'd either see right through the lie or not be at the office to receive my lie.

shacknews.com: Gamer Gets Off Work to Visit Liberty City

'GTA' Excuses Are Starting to Pop Up


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