Apparently, there is a god. Uwe Boll, director of such winning pieces of cinema such as Fary Cry, BloodRayne, Alone in the Dark, Postal, and House of the Dead, wants to make a World of Warcraft movie. Thankfully, as soon as he pitched the idea to Blizzard, they made it very clear to him that such a deal would never happen. Ever. Not ever never.
"I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard [about a World of Warcraft film] and he said, 'We will not sell the movie rights, not to you...especially not to you,'" said Boll. Paul Sams' smart. Yeah yeah yeah. Blizzard's not dumb. No no no.