After a long hiatus... Webmaster Hates You is back! Its like herpes, but with less frequent outbreaks.
In this edition, your Webmaster opts to respond as if he is an automated system and something resembling comedy ensues. This thread is posted in reverse order so you can read it from the top down. Enjoy.
From: B & D
Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:33 PM
Sent: Monday, April 14, 2008 9:56 AM
DOES NOT COMPUTE. PLEASE REPHRASE YOUR QUESTION.
Sent: Monday, April 14, 2008 11:28 AM
To: Webmaster G4
This message has our contact info, but was obviously generated as spam from somebody's address book. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Sent: Monday, April 14, 2008 5:56 PM
APOLOGY ACKNOWLEDGED. WE COOL. BLEEP.
The Webmaster LOVES your emails, so keep sending them. He also loves referring to himself in the third person, hates people who whistle loudly in public and has the most impressive mustache you've ever seen. These things are important for any internet website professional.