In an interview with FEARnet.com, controversial director Uwe Boll has offered to step down from directing films if an online petition reaches one million signatures.
Boll, known for translating videogames into poorly received feature films (BloodRayne, Alone in the Dark), said the then-current signature total of 18,000 was not enough to convince him and called one million signatures a " new goal."
Boll's newest flick, Postal, comes to theaters in select cities on May 23rd, and according to G4's own Fernando Phagabeefy, it's actually a good movie.
Anyway, if you'd like to be partially responsible for telling Boll to shove off, please visit the petition page, but be warned, in the past, Boll has fought critics in the ring and cleaned their proverbial clocks, so if you are the millionth signature, and an angry German director shows up at your door, it's not our fault!
(Thanks to bingegamer for the tip-off.)