Bad Snack Review: 'Iron Man' Cookie


Posted April 4, 2008 - By TylerColfax

This Iron Man Edible Image cookie caught our eye at 7-11 this morning on our daily Slurpee/Doritos run and we just had to snatch it up. Nevermind the fact that we will buy anything as a department, but us G4 internetsies would be remiss if we didn't do our duty in reviewing something that straddles the line of marketing propaganda and kitsch collecterism.

Read our impressions below the click.

Because we have nothing to do today but sit around and talk about cookies, here are TheFeed's impressions of this pre-packaged confectionary treat.

Patrick says: So THIS is what war profiteering tastes like.

Brian says: It tastes like Halo Game Fuel. It had a certain, pointless corporate tie-in quality that really cleansed the palette.

Eugene says: I think it was fluffy and delicious. I could survive for days just licking Iron Man's face. I love Tony Stark in my mouth!

Mike says: The dainty white frosting on the cookie is totally un-Iron Man. Should have been red, or even metallic. However, the problem is, it’s not even a good idea. Cookies? For Iron Man? Stupid, lazy snack making.

Ty says: Phtooph. It tastes like sand with a temporary tattoo laid over it.

Jon says: It's no replacement for a Mandarin orange!

Also, the technology behind the edible image is interesting if you're a printing nerd who's into highly technical printing stuff. As always, use your Google for more info and watch for more bad snack reviews from TheFeed in the future.


Bad Snack Review: 'Iron Man' Cookie


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