Britain recently rated Grand Theft Auto IV, which is great considering the meaningless scandal surrounding Manhunt 2. Out of their report, however, come some details about some of the sexy content found in the game.
"During gameplay the character can pick up prostitutes... What follows is an un-detailed portrayal of masturbation, fellatio and intercourse. The character can also visit lap dancing clubs and request a private dance."
This is obviously less of a "scandal" than Hot Coffee because it seems like there is no player interaction during the sexual acts. However, you can bet it's going to make headlines. We can't wait for that fun!
You thought Mass Effect was racy? That's the tip of the $#*@ing iceberg, people.
Bring on the ridiculousness.