Ever wonder how much that huge long distance bill from when your Aunt Flo called ya from France is gonna be? Or when Uncle Bernie called ya from Iowa City and babbled on for an hour?

Well, how much do ya think it’d be if you got a call from…say….the afterlife!?!?

That’s just what appears to be happening to UK man Frank Jones, whose says his dead wife has been calling him from the grave, where she was buried with her cell.

Five years ago Jones’s son died of a brain tumor at 32, and three months later his wife Sadie died from a heart attack at the age of 69.

Sadie was a cell phone addict. "She always had a mobile with her," Jones said, which is why he buried her with it.

Now he believes Sadie has been sending him text messages with words only she would say (and there is no return number on the messages or missed calls).

How could this possibly be happening?

Why, because of a haunted house, of course!

It seems the house Jones lives in has a history of hauntings, giving it the nickname of "The Thornton Thing." The “Thing” drove one family from the house in 1971, and after the Jones family suffered hauntings too, they had the house exorcised. But apparently not well enough, Jones thinks.

Man, how powerful does your cell battery have to be to last five years! And what service this chick gets! I wonder if you get roaming charges from calling six feet deep?

Switched.com: Man Believes His Dead Wife is Contacting Him Via Cell Phone