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Paranoid Bed Cracks Us Up

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Posted March 28, 2008 - By Stephen Johnson

The bullet-proof Quantam Sleeper provides protection from chemical attack, bullets and kidnappers.

It features:

  • 1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
  • Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation Rebreather
  • Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
  • Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
  • One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
  • Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
  • Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
  • Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
  • Air/Water Tight Sealing External Override Key Pad & Remote Control Battery Backup Power Toiletry system

Of course, the above prototype is made of plywood, and doesn't contain any of those features, but maybe you'd like to invest in the prototype, and, by so doing, invest in the dream of the inventor, who wants to build the most paranoid bed on earth.

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