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Sable, you win.
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I've watched your show many a time, and every time I watch the show my attention is always drawn to one thing, The Skull Knife. Recently I couldn't stop thinking about it; where it came from, does it have any history, is it made out of any precious metal. My curiosity got the best of me so I delved into intensive research. I went to the most largest libraries around the world studying, searching, trying to put the pieces together, but to all effort, it was vein. Just then while I was in the library of London I found another not unlike myself, he too was doing the exact same as I. He told me that he found out it resembled a ancient sacrificing tool used by the Aztecs. After that moment I ran out of the library without even asking a simple "What is your name?", and flew straight to the Aztec Ruins. After I was there I was pressured to get a guide, but a guide could not suffice for my intensive search, a guide would only slow me.
While hacking away at the tall overgrowth I came into a opening and a ancient Aztec spirit came to me. The spirit said the the knife I was seeking knowledge after is indeed not a regular knife. It was the very first sacrifical tools used by the Aztecs, crafted by Huitzilopitchli himself, it is said that he crafted it from the most rarest of all metals, the metal was so rare that there was only enough in the world to make that one knife. Also legend says that only the heirs of Huitzilopochtli by blood are able to weld it's magnificent power.
So, Casey, I have reveled your secret, you are the Greatx991 Grandson of Huitzilopochtli, you have the ability to weld The Skull Knife.
Let my months of research not go to spoil,