You can waste your time with your Metal Gear Solids and your Super Smash Bros. Brawls, but we'll be playing Major League Eating.

The game that chronicles our favorite pastime/means-of-survival, eating, has been announced as a WiiWare game, exclusively for the Nintendo Wii. The officially sanctioned game of the Major League Eating league hits your console on May 12th.

The game features the world's greatest gurgitory athletes competing across a variety of foods and venues. Built like a classic fighting game, MLE: The Game requires players to master a smorgasbord of offensive and defensive weapons including bites, burps, belches, mustard gas and jalapeño flames while cramming and chewing food at a world-class pace.

Plus, puking.

 "Watching Major League Eating is like watching poetry in motion" says Bill Swartz, Head Woof at Mastiff. "Professional gurgitators have the grace of ballerinas yet the brute strength, mental focus, and intestinal fortitude to push their bodies and minds as hard as athletes in any other extreme endurance sport. Victory is sweet and defeat can be well, really, really messy. It's an experience we're proud to help bring into the home."