I'm vaguely menaced by the covers of upcoming baby-simulators My Baby Boy and My Baby Girl.
They're for the DS, and although no details of the games have been released, we're imagining Nintendogs except with humans.
I'm creeped out at the prospect, because I remember how I ended up treating my Nintendog. After one cross-country flight where I loved, bathed and played with my puppy, he's been sitting inside my DS, crying and barking and hoping, always hoping, for the return of his master. For over a year.
How can I do the same thing to a child??
We'll all find out in June when this comes out.