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Would-Be Gunman Quotes 'Star Wars'

Posted by Matthew Bretz - Thursday, February 07, 2008 5:41 PM

A Tempe, AZ man who had planned a shooting spree at last weekend’s Super Bowl in Glendale, AZ is in custody under suspicion of mailing threatening communications following the alleged dispersal of his 8-page manifesto to media outlets.

Kurt Havelock, upset at having been denied a liquor license for his bar, “Drunkenstein’s” (we can see where that might pose a problem), revealed in his manifesto that he targeted the Super Bowl in order to “shed the blood of the innocent.” That’s after he decided that his original target, the Desert Ridge Marketplace, was unsuitable because it’s too near Scottsdale, which Havelock described as being full of “scum and villainy.”

Star Wars fans will certainly recognize that last bit as part of Ben Kenobi’s description of the Tatooine city of Mos Eisley in George Lucas' original space opera.

TheFeed is happy that psychotic shooter-types appear to be weaning themselves off their dependence on Salinger and Thoreau allusions when authoring their manifestos and branching out into genre films.

We’re also glad to know where to look next time we need a lift out of the Phoenix area and need to avoid any “imperial entanglements.”  

AZ Central: Man detained for making Super Bowl threats


Comment(s)


Posted by lyoko2 - Thursday, February 07, 2008 5:47 PM
......wtf that isnt a star its a stadium

Posted by RyuSensei - Thursday, February 07, 2008 6:02 PM
That is just sad. I want to move to this Scottsdale place now.

Posted by fable93 - Thursday, February 07, 2008 6:47 PM
i hate scottsdale its full of stuck up ritch people. notrth phoenix ftw repping the six-zero-duse fo life

Posted by goldarbiter - Friday, February 08, 2008 3:09 AM
This storts bull what proof.

Posted by EddieBlaze - Friday, February 08, 2008 5:48 AM
Thank God nobody struck him down. He would have become more powerful than we could possibley imagine.

Posted by sjohnson - Friday, February 08, 2008 7:36 AM
I have a bad feeling about all of this.

Posted by Iclabgod - Friday, February 08, 2008 7:42 AM
Do or Dont no there is no try.
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Posted by Burne - Friday, February 08, 2008 8:00 AM
The liquor license would have required him to serve droids.

Posted by jnights - Friday, February 08, 2008 8:29 AM
Burne: VERY FUNNY!!!!

Posted by EchelonThree - Friday, February 08, 2008 10:19 AM
Didn't you hear about the shooter's minivan? It's the vehicle that made the Tempe Run in less than 12 parsecs.

Posted by EddieBlaze - Friday, February 08, 2008 10:37 AM
He should've named his bar "The Wretched Hive"

Posted by Metonic4289 - Friday, February 08, 2008 6:23 PM
best places to move are the ones where theres a shooting, if theres a shooting your going to see more houses on the market, with lower prices, and your going to have More security than ever :)

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