January 31st is written in all our hearts. Today marks the one year anniversary of one of the most pivotal days in American history: The day the courageous police and fireman of Boston, MA saved the world from a Mooninite invasion. Never forget, people.
It began with the initial invasion:Ignignokts stunned the city with his blinking light attack (Note TheFeed's early assement of the danger). But Boston countered with hysteria! The bomb squad was called and the police surrounded the invader from the moon.
The authorities captured the moonmen's earth-bound proxies--artists and guerrilla marketers Sean Stevens, 28, and Peter Berdovsky, 27. The two evil-doing terrorists tricked the mass-media with their clever ways, refusing to discuss anything with reporters by hairstyles of the 1970s.
Because we are a weak society, the two artists were neither vaporized nor beaten with rubber hoses. Instead, they did a bit of community service and were let out on the street, in order to wreak havoc again! Curse, you, Ignignokts!
Also, this interview with Meatwad is funny.
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