This story sucks for everyone in the world except for one man, Cash Warren. Congrats, Cash. You got Jessica Alba pregnant and now get to spend the rest of your life* with her.
"I can confirm that they are engaged," said Alba's publicist, Brad Cafarelli.
*Rest of your life is measured here in CelebuTime©, which translates to about 7 months of actual, real-world time.
Yahoo News: Jessica Alba engaged to baby's father