Allison: Hey Timmy, what did you get for Christmas?

Timmy: I got a toy train! What did you get?

Allison: I got porn!

Timmy: Yipee!

Yes folks, it’s true.

The family of a 10-year-old Cookeville, Tennessee girl who received an MP3 video player for Christmas was flabbergasted when it found the player was loaded with explicit songs and pornographic movie clips.

And in flabbergasted Cookeville they don’t even know what “flabbergasted” means!

Cookeville resident Daryl Hill says his daughter stumbled on XXX-rated video clips sex on the player he bought at a Wal-Mart store Sparta, Tenn. It turns out one of the MP3 players had been returned to the store from a previous owner who loaded sex clips, graphic war scenes and lyrics about using drugs.

Killer.

"Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying," Hill told a Nashville, Tenn., TV station.."I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head,"

Of course, the Hills want to know why the hell Wal-Mart would sell used merchandise as new in the first place, which is in violation of its own policies.

But what I want to know is…um…daryl, did you return that MP3 player yet? ‘Cause, er…can I borrow it for a while? Just, like, 3-5 minutes…

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