Allison: Hey Timmy, what did you get for Christmas?
Timmy: I got a toy train! What did you get?
Allison: I got porn!
Timmy: Yipee!
Yes folks, it’s true.
The family of a 10-year-old Cookeville, Tennessee girl who received an MP3 video player for Christmas was flabbergasted when it found the player was loaded with explicit songs and pornographic movie clips.
And in flabbergasted Cookeville they don’t even know what “flabbergasted” means!
Cookeville resident Daryl Hill says his daughter stumbled on XXX-rated video clips sex on the player he bought at a Wal-Mart store Sparta, Tenn. It turns out one of the MP3 players had been returned to the store from a previous owner who loaded sex clips, graphic war scenes and lyrics about using drugs.
Killer.
"Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying," Hill told a Nashville, Tenn., TV station.."I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head,"
Of course, the Hills want to know why the hell Wal-Mart would sell used merchandise as new in the first place, which is in violation of its own policies.
But what I want to know is…um…daryl, did you return that MP3 player yet? ‘Cause, er…can I borrow it for a while? Just, like, 3-5 minutes…
KCTV5.com: Child's MP3 Gift Preloaded With Porn


Comment(s)
The Hills said they have declined Wal-Mart's offer to replace the MP3 player. They've already bought their daughter a new one and are hanging onto the controversial one until they talk to a lawyer
If it's not a hoax, well then we're looking at easy money in a settlement and the story vanishing off the radar.
If not? Eh, people were willing to chop off fingers to try and scam Wendy's....exposing a kid to porn and rap music is light by comparison.
that being said, that's what they get for shopping at wal-mart... what did they expect... top notch customer service from those wage slaves? yes masta, i'll do my job perfectly and right away masta!
yeah. right.
but 10?
you would like, put on barney on it
:(
But what the hell man; I wish my Wal-Mart came stocked with MP3 players pre-loaded with oodles of porn. I mob in there and steal one every week.
THIS IS SPARTA!