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Girl Gets Porn For XXXmas

Posted by Frank Meyer - Friday, December 28, 2007 9:50 AM

Allison: Hey Timmy, what did you get for Christmas?

Timmy: I got a toy train! What did you get?

Allison: I got porn!

Timmy: Yipee!

Yes folks, it’s true.

The family of a 10-year-old Cookeville, Tennessee girl who received an MP3 video player for Christmas was flabbergasted when it found the player was loaded with explicit songs and pornographic movie clips.

And in flabbergasted Cookeville they don’t even know what “flabbergasted” means!

Cookeville resident Daryl Hill says his daughter stumbled on XXX-rated video clips sex on the player he bought at a Wal-Mart store Sparta, Tenn. It turns out one of the MP3 players had been returned to the store from a previous owner who loaded sex clips, graphic war scenes and lyrics about using drugs.

Killer.

"Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying," Hill told a Nashville, Tenn., TV station.."I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head,"

Of course, the Hills want to know why the hell Wal-Mart would sell used merchandise as new in the first place, which is in violation of its own policies.

But what I want to know is…um…daryl, did you return that MP3 player yet? ‘Cause, er…can I borrow it for a while? Just, like, 3-5 minutes…

KCTV5.com: Child's MP3 Gift Preloaded With Porn 


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Posted by Zeroultima - Friday, December 28, 2007 10:13 AM
roflcopters.

Posted by itsthechoman - Friday, December 28, 2007 10:34 AM
ha. thats a great prank to pull on people.

Posted by X_Complication - Friday, December 28, 2007 10:37 AM
Nah, not on lil kids.

Posted by deathsdelivery - Friday, December 28, 2007 10:49 AM
I'm with X_Complication on this one, won't somebody think of the children, now to do this to my grandmother,kcuf yeah!

Posted by IntelliMoo - Friday, December 28, 2007 10:52 AM
BAD PARENTS fault for not checking it out first. haha

Posted by Tieddown - Friday, December 28, 2007 10:52 AM
scared the kid for live, not exactly a harmless prank.

Posted by deathsdelivery - Friday, December 28, 2007 11:03 AM
Bad parents for not opening the gift for their daughter, they would be stupid to open it, how were to know someone repackaged the item with adult content on it.
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Posted by DrRotwang - Friday, December 28, 2007 11:24 AM
How does that kind of thing happen?

Posted by Metonic4289 - Friday, December 28, 2007 11:49 AM
*cough* you don't know Wal-Mart policy.. WalMart Policy is If its open media- IE Games, Movies, CDs, it can only be exchanged for the same game. MP3 players are to checked for damage or missing accessories. If the MP3 Player is in relatively good shape and isnt missing parts then it can be returned or exchanged, and then placed back on shelf.

Posted by anonomousperson - Friday, December 28, 2007 11:58 AM
Same thing happened to me, but I kept it and it was a Merry Christmas

Posted by jamez9 - Friday, December 28, 2007 12:06 PM
did he say they labeled it new after it was returned? and if so, why would the parents check it, if it was "new"

Posted by everlastinggaze - Friday, December 28, 2007 12:26 PM
i worked at a store. they all do the same thing. when something is returned the store gives back full credit. what do you think they do with it? what would you do with it if it was your store? would you let anyone buy your junk and return it and then sell for less because its used? Come on. Don't be shocked. if people didn't have this need to return opened things all the time, maybe policies would be different, but so many people open things for use for a week and bring it back. A lot of people suck, so eveyone has to suffer.

Posted by everlastinggaze - Friday, December 28, 2007 12:29 PM
The reason Walmart sucks is because they should have checked. I used to format PSP memory cards and retun the console to default setting eveytime there was ANY material on it, whether it was porn or just regulat MP3's. item needs to be new.
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Posted by justincase06 - Friday, December 28, 2007 12:39 PM
Way to go Wal-mart. *Sniff Sniff* I smell a law-suit.

Posted by milhouse91 - Friday, December 28, 2007 1:20 PM
Best MP3 player ever!

Posted by oldskoolplayer - Friday, December 28, 2007 1:36 PM
I WANT IT !!!!!

Posted by Twitchin - Friday, December 28, 2007 2:45 PM
So she'll enjoy listening to rap on her MP3 player during sex when she grows up, so what?

Posted by Sonnenschein - Friday, December 28, 2007 4:08 PM
Stupid Wal- Mart!

Posted by JasonMK - Friday, December 28, 2007 4:48 PM
But what I want to know is…um…daryl, did you return that MP3 player yet? ‘Cause, er…can I borrow it for a while? Just, like, 3-5 minutes…

The Hills said they have declined Wal-Mart's offer to replace the MP3 player. They've already bought their daughter a new one and are hanging onto the controversial one until they talk to a lawyer

Posted by nintendopwnsallbitch - Friday, December 28, 2007 6:30 PM
well at least it didnt have backdoor s1u7s 9 on it i mean sereusly just look what it did to poor ol butters

Posted by Lil_Jon83 - Friday, December 28, 2007 8:24 PM
Lucky bitch!

Posted by Tasomo - Saturday, December 29, 2007 1:19 AM
I would love to see this end up being a hoax and this family trying to sue...only to get beat down by the ability to see when data was placed on the player.

If it's not a hoax, well then we're looking at easy money in a settlement and the story vanishing off the radar.

If not? Eh, people were willing to chop off fingers to try and scam Wendy's....exposing a kid to porn and rap music is light by comparison.

Posted by panzerfist - Saturday, December 29, 2007 5:46 AM
Stupid kid

Posted by Foamys_KIng - Saturday, December 29, 2007 6:35 AM
I think they are susposed to format it first like what game stop is susposed to do with used consoles but i know that some dude got a used wii and it had every vuritual console game on it and one time i got a xbox with someones credit card info on it

Posted by johnsprogram - Saturday, December 29, 2007 8:00 AM
I want an MP3 player filled with porn! |:(

Posted by travelmaps - Saturday, December 29, 2007 10:36 AM
scarred for life? she's a 10 yr old girl... they cry at everything. like the morning news or someone stepping on a flower... it's kind of their thing. she would have cried if she DIDN'T get the stupid thing anyway.

that being said, that's what they get for shopping at wal-mart... what did they expect... top notch customer service from those wage slaves? yes masta, i'll do my job perfectly and right away masta!

yeah. right.

Posted by SonicNiGHT - Saturday, December 29, 2007 2:33 PM
Didn't this happen last year with a copy of Madden from Walmart? Seems to be a recurring event, people stashing their porn on stuff that gets sent out to little kids.

Posted by strudle666123 - Saturday, December 29, 2007 8:51 PM
if yer a teen this is a good laugh.

but 10?


you would like, put on barney on it

Posted by Xsuit - Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:48 PM
The comments are as funny as ever!

Posted by SonicNiGHT - Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:58 PM
Well hey, everyone sees my cawk sooner or later...

Posted by Zkill - Sunday, December 30, 2007 2:23 AM
poor lil girl but that is funny as hell the evil wall mart strikes again

Posted by adventgirl_9 - Sunday, December 30, 2007 10:43 AM
wow!those images will scar that little girl 4 life...
:(

Posted by boomshot02 - Sunday, December 30, 2007 2:14 PM
like the time a boy bought Madden, but found gay hardcore porn on it.

Posted by jeffthebear - Sunday, December 30, 2007 4:02 PM
I agree thats funny as ti ts lol

Posted by Anorexic_Panda - Sunday, December 30, 2007 5:20 PM
didn't this happen last year?

Posted by Thunder1nYourEar - Sunday, December 30, 2007 5:54 PM
Wow now that's riduculous; really where does Wal-Mart get off violating it's policies like that, so 10-year-old Anna in Missippi gets her firs glimpse of porn? Makes a good story for a porn bio, but not for small county cities that prefer ibreeding. It's a traversty.

But what the hell man; I wish my Wal-Mart came stocked with MP3 players pre-loaded with oodles of porn. I mob in there and steal one every week.

Posted by MikeTheGreekGod - Sunday, December 30, 2007 10:32 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder how much the family sewed for. ! .

Posted by JC_37 - Monday, December 31, 2007 5:59 AM
This happens like every year. And what's wrong with the guy? he loaded it with porn, graphic war scenes and images of drug use. Someone needs help.

THIS IS SPARTA!

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