TheFeed has been reporting on the robot uprising for months now, and, as you already know, the motivating factor for the enslavement of all mankind is the 'bots need for workers in their outer space diamond mines*.
They called us crazy, but confirmation has been achieved. Astronomers have discovered the largest diamond of all times in space. The stone reportedly weighs ten billion trillion trillion carats or five million trillion trillion pounds.
We'll see you in the Constellation Centaurus, the location of the collapsed star/diamond. Have your pick-axe and flashlight helmet ready!
*You may ask why the robots are so interested in diamonds. Simple: For their robot grills.