Santas Under Attack '07 Live - UPDATE


Posted December 19, 2007 - By mbretz

What would a Yule be without stories of everyone’s favorite jolly old Christmas mascot suffering an onslaught of verbal, physical and sexual assaults? Well, a joyous time of peace and love to all mankind, really. But since that’s not the case, TheFeed presents this UPDATE to our very special holiday report: Santas Under Attack ’07 Live!

Cold-cocked Kringle – “They thought I'd spilled my hot chocolate, but then they realized it was blood.”

An off-duty firefighter dressed as Santa was knocked unconscious after being hit in the face with an unidentified projectile in Spokane, WA on Saturday.

While participating in Spokane’s “Santa Run,” a warm and wholesome event sponsored by the firefighters union, Kevin Smith (not that Kevin Smith, though it could be argued he resembles a young St. Nick) was struck by the object and suffered a broken nose, two black eyes, and a concussion. “One second I was up there waving to people, and the next minute I wasn't," said Smith, an eight-year veteran of firefighting.

Assault charges have been filed, but no witnesses have thus far come forth.

Breitbart: Thrown Object Knocks Out Santa

TheFeed will keep you updated on any Santa-based assaults as part of our continuing coverage of Santas Under Attack ‘07 Live!

Santas Under Attack '07 Live - UPDATE


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