ASIMO Gains Intelligence; World To End


Posted December 11, 2007 - By Mike D'Alonzo

We come one day closer to the day our robot liberators will wash in and bring the world to a glorious apex, as Honda has implemented new intelligence in the ASIMO robot (learn that name...you will be looking at it as you perish) to prevent him from stumbling over things and to avoid moving objects that enter his path.

They have also programmed ASIMO to carry a tray, or push a trolley, as if the great ASIMO would lower himself to be a butler for you human scum. Oh, but on the day that ASIMO becomes sentient, only a select few will be chosen to represent the skin-covered at the table, and while you enjoy your robot-brought drinks now, I shall be given paradise.

That is all.

Engadget.com: Honda's ASIMO getting more intelligent?

ASIMO Gains Intelligence; World To End


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