'Draglade' On Sale Now


Posted December 4, 2007 - By Stephen Johnson

Other than our awesomely comprehensive weekly videogame release list, we don't usually report on individual games being released... but we're making an exception for Nintendo DS title Draglade.

It's not so much the game (We haven't played it yet, but it sounds like a promising title. It's billed as a "DS fighter with adventure, RPG, rhythm elements and numerous multiplayer modes"), it's more about the press release.

Sometimes, press releases are amusing enough that we post them in their entirety. It's under the cut:

Subject: Now Shipping: Draglade (or, "right back at you, Actiblizzard")

As you disinterestedly toss aside the recent announcement regarding the merger of a couple of small gaming companies nobody’s ever heard about, it’s time to tune into the one announcement sure to make everyone’s holiday season: Draglade, the excellent DS fighter with adventure, RPG, and rhythm elements (not to mention numerous multiplayer modes), is now shipping to stores across North America! Have you ever beaten up a virtual opponent and felt empty and unsatisfied afterwards, wishing there was some way you could have beaten them up with more style and flair? Well, sulk no more, because Draglade – with its vast library of special moves, custom Beat Combo attacks, and comprehensive online functionality – is the answer!
For more information, check out the official Draglade website!

TheFeed urges you to buy Draglade multiple times to make it the single most successful videogame ever. That way, the PR company that wrote the above paragraph will make a lot of money and send us more funny announcements.

As we said, Draglade is on sale now. Why are you reading this? Get it!

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'Draglade' On Sale Now


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