Staring At Boobs Good 4 U!

Posted by Frank Meyer - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 9:51 AM

I have been saying for years that staring at women’s breasts is good for you. I’ve said it to anyone that’ll listen, especially women whose breasts I happen to be staring at!

Well, finally I have been vindicated, validated and proved to be a genius!

The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News recently said that men staring at women's breasts prolong their lives by several years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said (creepy) author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of (horny) researchers at three (sexy) hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany monitored the health of 200 male subjects for 5 years. Half of the subjects were asked to look at busty females daily, while the others were asked not to. For five years, the boob lovers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Ya see!!! I told you so!!!!

Now let’s go stare at some boobies!!!!!

News.softpedia.com: 10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years

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Comment(s)

Posted by dillybar - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 9:56 AM

So that means my obession with porn is a good thing?

Posted by everlastinggaze - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 9:59 AM

yay! my wife is so hot i'm gonna live forever

Posted by HUNNYBUNNY - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:09 AM

woo!!!!

Posted by pittruler - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:09 AM

can i stare at tour wife i dont feel really good right now and dont be greedy it is a life or death issue

Posted by JDarkley - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:09 AM

Yay! Now I can feel less guilty about my wondering eye!

Posted by Mattikus - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:17 AM

Wasnt this proven false on Brainiac?

Posted by Mapes - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:19 AM

Supporting strippers or am I really just trying to be healthy?

Posted by Burne - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:22 AM

Does that make a pimp some kind of doctor?

Posted by Wildcard273 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:41 AM

See! I knew it was healthy to do that. God Bless Science!

Posted by JDSTIFFNPANTS - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:55 AM

I'm going to live FOREVER!

Posted by BrutoBuster - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 11:12 AM

Now my boss can't fire me, I can tell her it's a medical condition. If I can't stare, I can stroke or worse, a heart attack.

Posted by altizar - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 11:33 AM

@Mapes,
Dude, the theraputic effect of watching strippers is the same wether they dancing for you or the guys at the table next to you. Save your cash. :)

Posted by megamanxzxz - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 11:34 AM

@ Bruto

nice

Posted by StrongestSaiyan - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 12:17 PM

If memory serves, that show Brainiac tested this theory and found it to be false. Sure the heart gets beating faster for a little while, but it doesn't last.

Posted by ManOfTeal - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 12:48 PM

so.....does spanking off still cause blindness?

Posted by JDSTIFFNPANTS - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 12:57 PM

ManofTeal, I don't think so, I still see BOOBIES.

Posted by kwc1974 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 1:10 PM

If spanking off caused blindness, I would not be able to read this.

Posted by GameTech - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 1:17 PM

OH MY GOD!! That is so funy! lol And amazing at the same time!

Posted by EAmaddenFTW - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 1:44 PM

LoL. SWEET!

*Goes to search engine. Clicks on images. Will live for a LONG time!*

Posted by jamez9 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 1:48 PM

damn

Posted by autobotjazz_314 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 2:08 PM

well hell,, Im gonna freakin live for ever then!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by MutantEnemyMTL - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 2:08 PM

I'm not sure its the staring at boobs that makes you live longer. The key is the other group that were told to not look at boobs. Being told I couldn't stare at boobs for 5 years would make me want to kill myself.

Posted by Dr_Daddy - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 2:14 PM

Now i have an excuse =)

Posted by yoshiarecool - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 2:29 PM

sweet mother mary and Joseph
JACKPOT
Finally that eight gigs of data on my HD is doing something for me
And I agree, with MutantEnemyMTL not stariing at boobs for five years would drive me to suicide

Posted by gam3lov3r64 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 2:46 PM

JDarkley
Yay! Now I can feel less guilty about my wondering eye!
w00t I told my girl friend via aim ^.^

Posted by Up1nYa1fYaLetMe - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 4:59 PM

t1tty, t1tty, t1tty, t1tty

Posted by Colonol_Carter - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 5:55 PM

i like that doctor

Posted by voodoo65 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 6:18 PM

How did they convince a groupd of guys NOT to look at breasts for 5 friggin years? Sounds kinda unreasonable to expect or believe that was controlled.
Besides I would be more inclined to believe that men that don't look at boobs would have a shorter than average life as opposed to longer life FOR oggling cans.

Posted by TheKei - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 7:25 PM

I agree with voodoo65. There's no way a group of men did NOT look at breasts for 5 years. That would be like a woman not looking at jewelry or new shoes for 5 years. Impossible.
The only 30 minute aerobic workout you can get from looking at boobs is one-handed web surfing.

Posted by ZingstaWingsta - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 8:14 PM

Oh you have got to be kidding me! I think I can hear a collective cheer from horny pervs off in the distance.

Posted by lyoko2 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 8:28 PM

lol ALL HIAL BOOBS

Posted by santashelper - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 10:39 PM

How much longer will you live when you touch the womens boobs??

Posted by MISMan - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 11:11 PM

So, if I open a "Viewing Room" in a clinical setting - say in individual rooms where patrons could come in and use their insurance card to be able to receive a hear treatment then looks like I will be making a LOT of money! What honey - the Dr. said it is good for me and it is treatment for my heart - so either give it up or I have to get my fix somewhere else LOL.

Posted by insight2881 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 11:49 PM

Am I writing this correctly I can't see!

Posted by insight2881 - Tuesday, December 04, 2007 11:53 PM

This just in: Men live 10 years longer 4 actually thinking about touching a women's boobs. No wonder my old man hasn't died yet!

Posted by JT101 - Wednesday, December 05, 2007 5:11 PM

lol the one above me LOL

Posted by Silverweed - Tuesday, December 11, 2007 1:30 AM

Yay, then I'm going to live forever...wait somebody already made that joke? Alright then how about, wreck'em? Damn near kill'em...

Hmm that doesn't sound very good.

Uh...okay, one man walks into a bar and then says, "Ouch!"

Get it?

Posted by Lil_Jon83 - Sunday, December 16, 2007 7:32 PM

Finally, an excuse!

Posted by 00DARKNES - Saturday, January 12, 2008 6:55 PM

WTF THATS MY MOM

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