I have been saying for years that staring at women’s breasts is good for you. I’ve said it to anyone that’ll listen, especially women whose breasts I happen to be staring at!
Well, finally I have been vindicated, validated and proved to be a genius!
The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News recently said that men staring at women's breasts prolong their lives by several years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said (creepy) author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of (horny) researchers at three (sexy) hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany monitored the health of 200 male subjects for 5 years. Half of the subjects were asked to look at busty females daily, while the others were asked not to. For five years, the boob lovers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
Ya see!!! I told you so!!!!
Now let’s go stare at some boobies!!!!!
News.softpedia.com: 10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years



Comment(s)
Dude, the theraputic effect of watching strippers is the same wether they dancing for you or the guys at the table next to you. Save your cash. :)
nice
*Goes to search engine. Clicks on images. Will live for a LONG time!*
JACKPOT
Finally that eight gigs of data on my HD is doing something for me
And I agree, with MutantEnemyMTL not stariing at boobs for five years would drive me to suicide
Yay! Now I can feel less guilty about my wondering eye!
w00t I told my girl friend via aim ^.^
Besides I would be more inclined to believe that men that don't look at boobs would have a shorter than average life as opposed to longer life FOR oggling cans.
The only 30 minute aerobic workout you can get from looking at boobs is one-handed web surfing.
Hmm that doesn't sound very good.
Uh...okay, one man walks into a bar and then says, "Ouch!"
Get it?