After the huge, business-centric news of the merger of Activision and Vivendi, we think you might need to clean your mind out with a little meaningless, silly, but awesome news:
New, downloadable plasmids are coming to Bioshock next week.
2K community manager Elizabeth Tobey told Shacknews that the a new, free Bioshock patch will "at least include extra plasmids for players to mess around with," as well as a way to disable Vita-Chambers for hardcore play, and bug fixes.
EDIT: Also improved: The much-needed field-of-vision improvements for widescreen displays.
What the new plasmids are called and what they do isn't known yet.