Hey kids, ever heard of Quidditch?
Sure you have, it’s the made-up game from the Harry Potter books that requires flying around on a broom and a lil’ flying magic ball.
Well, it turns out that students at exclusive Northeast private schools like Vassar and Middlebury College are playing their own version of the game….sans actually flying.
watch the video above and tell me if you think ANYONE seen in it is getting laid this semester. Or ever.
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