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Exclusive: 'Pirates Vs. Ninjas' Rundown

Posted by Stephen Johnson - Wednesday, November 14, 2007 11:29 AM

Today is Ninjafest on G4, and to celebrate the holiday, we're not only letting you in on how Attack of the Show's American Ninja Challenge competitors did in Japan, we're also dropping some exclusive info on Gamecock and Blazing Lizard's Pirates Vs. Ninjas Dodgeball on ya!

Below is an exclusive first look at all the special abilities of each dodgeball-playing assassin on this Xbox Live Arcade title. Here's a photo gallery for ya! The game comes out in early 2008.

Name: Hideki Miyamoto

Age: 80

Hometown: Born in Osaka, Japan

Special Move: Hideki’s suit is able to cloak giving himself temporary invulnerability to
attacks.

Background:Hideki grew up in Osaka and was introduced to Ninjitsu by his uncle at the age of 3. He became quite infatuated with this form of martial arts…often training for many hours a day. He joined the Takahashi Ninja Clan at 16 and rose very quickly within their ranks. When their leader, Nobuo, was killed he took over the clan and renamed them Miyamoto.

Tragedy struck Hideki when he was attacked by the Silver Crescent’s during a recent raid on his village. They managed to beat him in battle sending him to Davy Jones locker. But as luck would have it ED-109 of the Robot faction managed to salvage what was left of the Ninja leader by downloading all his thoughts into a positronic matrix and giving him a new cyber suit. When Hideki woke up he snuck out of the Robot Factory and rejoined his Ninja clan.

 

Name: Kasumi Yamamoto

Age: 25

Hometown:Sapporo, Japan

Special Move: Kasumi headbutts her opponent causing them to be temporarily stunned.

Background: Kasumi joined the Miyamoto clan at the young age of 18. She can be considered a prodigy of Ninjitsu as she started training at 10. Kasumi proved her skills when she singlehandedly fought off several Silver Crescent Pirates as they were trying to raid her seaport. Hideki noticed her exceptional abilities and invited her to become the only (and
probably the very first) female Ninja.


Name: Minoru Suzuki

Age: 28

Hometown: Tokyo, Japan

Special Move: Minoru throws out a trio of shurikens. If anyone is hit they will be stunned temporarily.

Background: Minoru is one the few remaining traditional Samurai left in Japan. Clothed in traditional Samurai armor he remains loyal to this ancient Japanese way of life even as the mainland continues to modernize its culture. He thinks Ninjas are weak and dishonorable as he thinks real battles are fought between man-to-man and steel-to-steel instead of hiding in shadows and sneaking around in pajamas. However, Minoru is fiercely loyal to Miyamoto (no one knows why) and has taken a vow to always be by his side until either one’s death.

 


Name: “Pachinko-X”

Age: unknown

Hometown:  unknown

Special Move:Pachinko channels his mysterious powers to teleport the ball directly into hands.

Background: Little is known about Pachinko-X except that he/she loves sushi, assassinating, and Pachinko (of all things). Sex, race, hometown, and even visual appearance are a complete mystery. Pachinko refuses to answer any question regarding the past and gets quite annoyed when continually probed. In fact, the clan has a pool going on that Pachinko is not from this world as his/her eyes glow an eerie red.


Comment(s)


Posted by VORNSTAR7 - Wednesday, November 14, 2007 2:26 PM
FIRST


NINJAS UNLESS ITS THAT STUPID AMERICAN NINJA FROM THAT MOVIES FROM THE 80'S

Posted by KiLlEr_HoBo - Wednesday, November 14, 2007 2:36 PM
Ninjas are better then Pirates

nuff said...nuff said

Posted by Fregory - Wednesday, November 14, 2007 4:19 PM
Pirates are better than ninjas.

How often do ninjas get sea-doggin' drunk, pillage some spanish port towns, and sing a hearty sea-shanty?

Never.

Besides, ninjas are always going around stabbing themselves for dishonoring their ancestors and whatnot...

(And pirates don't say "nuff said", let alone twice in succession.)

Posted by marowin - Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:10 PM
Ninjas are trained killers. Pirates are just thieves who kill people who are even weaker fighters. They may not say "nuff said", but how many retarded quotes come from "Pirates" 1,2, and 3. Which is the only reason anyone cares about pirates. Also those movies got worse and than even worse. Ninjas would kill pirates without breaking a sweat it is stupid that anyone would question that fact.

Posted by marowin - Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:11 PM
Also those hearty songs are pretty gay and so are the pirates who sing them.

Posted by Tobi_IsAGoodBoy - Thursday, November 15, 2007 4:29 AM
Ninjas have, ninjutsus, sxploding surikens/kunis, a cool katana, and a great suit and speak Japanese.

Pirates have ...um..mmm..a flint lock pistol?

I go with Pira....

suddenly was killed by ask a ninja Ninja!

Posted by BurgerMyster - Thursday, November 15, 2007 7:30 AM
If you know anything about feudal japanese history then you would know that ninjas and pirates have the same skill when it comes to killing. The original ninjas weren't trained in the art of fighting or killing, they were trained in the art of stealthy assasination. They didn't really have any fighting skill, they were just good at killing people while they were asleep. At least pirates have the decency to give you a fighting chance. Pirates also drink a lot of ale which is why I think they would be better at dodgeball. Also, samurais are the ones who killed themselves not because of dishonor but to keep the enemy from torturing them for information. - pwned
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Posted by staychisel - Thursday, November 15, 2007 8:41 AM
pirates take it in the ass. nuff said.

Posted by TehMunNstR - Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:33 PM
haha_HA! it'd be only the hardest wench maidens that be gettin' in close to mi arse, but them be apart ah the perk of yer own kink den when come tah trade booty. nuff said_that.

one word..., awezomb!e

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