Ghostface Killah Is A Real Doll


Posted November 8, 2007 - By Frank Meyer

You know what is gonna be the coolest Christmas gift this year for your little music lovin’ tyke?

Nope, not Rock ‘n’ Roll Barbie.

Nope, not the new Hannah Montana piece of crap whatever it is.

Why, it’s the Ghostface Doll!

Yes, standing 9-inches tall, draped in a luxurious red-velvet robe, armed with bling in the form of an eagle wristband and a giant medallion made of 14-karat gold, a Ghostdini robe, Yankees cap, spouts catchphrases and comes "enclosed in a box that has remnants of fine Louis XIII cognac." 

All this for the low, low price of… $499.99 plus shipping!?!?!?

WTF!?!? That’s roughly $56 an inch!

I wouldn’t even pay that for a Rakim doll, dude! And he’s GOD!

Only a 1,000 limited-edition dolls were made by 4Cast Limited figure, so act now!

(Oh, and a funny note – the doll was supposed to come out last year but Ghostface had it recalled because it was too fat! And that’s Fat with an “F,” not with a “PH.” Too much fish, me thinks…)

MTV.com: Ghostface Killah Doll: The Coolest Piece Of Wu-Tang Clan Merchandise Ever?

Tags: Music, Toys
Ghostface Killah Is A Real Doll


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