NBA Commissioner David Stern, you better listen up. "Agent Zero" Gilbert Arenas has been caught cheating at Halo 3, and we are here to demand his immediate suspension from basketball. Arenas has admitted to exploiting a cheat called "two-on-two," in which he plays against himself to build up experience points with no competition.
TheFeed calls for Arenas' immediate resignation from sports. What is happening to the legends of our sporting world? First Michael Vick, and now this? This is morally reprehensible. We agree with gamer GreenYoshiJosh when he says, "Your stats obviously show what a joke you are. I'd be so friggin embarrassed if I was him."
Yes. We'd be embarrassed, as well. He is a joke. So what if you're a completely unreal basketball player who happens to be one of the greatest athletes on the planet? So what if you're one of the most dependable shooters and most decent men in the NBA, earning over $50 million a year? You cheated at Halo 3. You, sir, are more than a joke, you are a disgrace.
Dismiss him from his job. Post haste. And ban him from XBox Live forever.
Do you hear us, David Stern?
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