A massive outbreak of disease is being linked to blockbuster videogame Halo 3. The sickness was noticed after 9 AM on the east coast when thousands of Halo 3 fans called their jobs to report an inability to work.
Twenty-one year-old file clerk Michael Reynolds epitomizes those stricken with the illness: "Mr. Fleagler? I don't feel well today," Reynolds told his supervisor. "Yeah, I have a flu or a stomachache or some crap."
How the first-person-shooter causes the mystery illness has not been determined, but sufferers report symptoms ranging from headaches to stomachaches to eyeaches, and everything in between. .
Health officials remain baffled as to the cause of this mystery illness. Repeated calls to the National Institute of Health went unanswered, as the agency seems severely understaffed today.
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