When you were 9, did you have a job? Were you in the Guiness Book of World Records for anything in particular? Well, we would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to Li'l Poison, who is all of 9 years old, and who holds the record for being the World's Youngest Professional Gamer.
This means that he can absolutely, without question, pwn you and your friends. And he's 9. Eat that.