Ladies and gentlemen, set your TiVos. Britney Spears will be performing on the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night, live from Las Vegas. Given Ms. Spears' recent spate of lunatic activity, odds are about even that she's going to do something during or after her performance that you will be talking about on Monday morning.
Even better? Justin Timberlake will also be in attendance. This means that they might have a chance of running into each other. Oh, what pure gold that would be. She's nuts and desperate, he's super popular and still writing songs about what a biotch she was in ending their relationship. A couple of drinks, and you're looking at an episode of Cops.
Don't miss it.