Quick! Name the Prime Minister of England! Wrong. It's Gordon Brown, and he's got some ideas about violence and sex in the British entertainment world. Calling for an investigation of television and the internet to try and make sure there is less sex and violence before the 9PM "watershed" hour, when children presumably stop consuming entertainment, Brown wants to stop the decline of his country's morality.
Brown said that the baroquely-named Department for Children, Schools and Families and the Department for Culture, Media and Sport will join in a study to examine "the malign influences that are trying to operate through" television and the Internet. We're not sure what prompted this, but perhaps a young British child talked discourteously to a bobbie or bicycled angrily down a cobblestone street somewhere.