Chicago's Segway-riding police officer Thaddeus Martyka chased down a suspected criminal on his nerdy transport system this weekend.
The commotion started when Martyka heard a gunshot and leaned toward it on his Segway. Two men fled the scene, but one of them was just too slow to top the Segway's 12.5 MPH top speed.
This gives us an idea for a TV show: Segway Squad, in which a heroic policed officer named Thaddeus tracks down thugs with the help of his rocket-powered Segway. Also, the Segway is married.
Can we have a million dollars, please, television?
Engadget: Chicago cop chases down gunman on Segway