In a factory in the Far East, at this very second, thousands of machines are stamping out millions (?) of copies of Halo 3.
Yes, perhaps the most eagerly anticipated videogame ever is in production. And it's less than a month away.
"This is a huge milestone for us and a big cause for celebration at Bungie and Microsoft Game Studios," said Harold Ryan, Studio Head at Bungie Studios. "This is the game we've always wanted to make and certainly the best game our studio has developed. We can't wait for gamers to get their hands on it on Sept. 25."
So if you happen to hijack a container ship sailing across the Pacific you may find boxes and boxes of Halo 3 on-board. Are you listening, Bluebeard? Go get us an early copy of Halo 3 and we'll make it worth your while.
If you can't plunder Halo 3, you'll have to wait until September 25th when the retail version comes out.