Valve Bans 'Bioshock'


Posted August 29, 2007 - By Stephen Johnson

Pity the poor employees of Valve software. Their cruel, evil boss Gabe Newell has banned them from playing Bioshock until Half-Life 2's Orange Box is finished.

"We had to ban Bioshock from our offices," Valve boss Gabe Newell told computerandvideogames.com. "Nobody gets to play it until Orange Box is done."

But wait, there's a happy ending to the story. Newell says that when Orange Box is finished, everyone at Valve will be rewarded with the thing they desire most.  "[Bioshock] is our reward to ourselves as a company; everyone gets a copy of Bioshock." Newell said. He's like Santa Claus!

Wait, you mean your boss doesn't let you play any videogames at work at all? Sucks to be you, buddy.

computerandvideogames.com: Valve bans Bioshock from the office

Valve Bans 'Bioshock'


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