Your day has been luckified! Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.
Conswerative: A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record..
Stripper Wallet: When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.
yarr!: a word often used by pirates whenever they have experienced a loss or pain