Foxy rapper Foxy Brown was charged with smacking a neighbor with her Blackberry.
The alleged beating took place after an argument in the Prospect Heights section of Brooklyn on July 30, though the 27-year-old MC turned herself in to police at the 77 Precinct at around 2:30 p.m. yesterday. She was charged with felony assault, menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon.
Brown is currently on parole from her misdemeanor assault charges from an earlier fight with salon workers over payment for a manicure and is also facing a battery charge from when she reportedly threw hair glue at a beauty shop employee in Florida.
But was it Foxy who beat that poor neighbor down…or was it her cell phone?!?! Maybe Foxy just happened to be the wrong gal at the wrong place at the wrong time when a killer phone with a penchant for bitch-slapping the working class went on an assault spree? My proof of such a phone?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give one Naomi Campbell, the supermodel who was arrested in New York last year when her cell phone attacked her assistant in a brutal ass-handing beatdown. Even more strange, in 2003 Campbell was for throwing her phone at an assistant during a tantrum in Beverly Hills. But did she throw the cell, or did it lunge?
Is this the same disgruntled phone? Could this be a spree of violence not seen since since Richard Ramirez, the Manson family, or Bonnie and Clyde? You be the judge…jury, and executioner.