Alright, you’ve heard about the upcoming issue of OK! magazine where they chronicle Britney Spears’ most recent meltdown, right?
How they were invited by her publicist to do a photo session and “set the record straight” tell-all interview? The one where she acted paranoid, confused and irrational, ruined an expensive designer dress by wiping her fried-chicken-stained fingers on it, frequently leaving the interview for bathroom breaks, and finally storming out, leaving the magazine with no publishable pictures?
Well, did you hear that she also let her new Yorkie puppy, London, take a dump on a $6,700 designer gown? And that neither Britney nor her assistant bothered to clean it up or offer to pay for it?
And did you also hear that when she suddenly bolted from the shoot, she happened to still be wearing a $950 pair of Lanvin heels, a $300 Mia Vita dress, an $87 gold bangle and a diamond-encrusted Kaviar and Kind cougar ring valued at $6,387…which she has yet to return???
This is my kinda girl!!!!
Eonline.com: Brit's Cover Sit-Down Not OK!
Britz needs all the support she can get right now, so let's help her take a few more whacks at a defenseless SUV...