We appreciate rabid videogame fandom more than most people, but even we think these Wisconsin kids took their game-love a little far.
Surveillance cameras in a Milwaukee Target recently caught a couple of kids (as young as 11; Just lookit that cute little guy!) carrying a sledgehammer, entering the electronics department and attacking the glass case that holds the games with the sledge.
After several tries, they shatter the case, steal one video game and jet.
One videogame? Seriously? Like after you smash the glass and basically doom yourself to a couple years in juvie, you wouldn't take, say five videogames? You know, live it up a little?
No word yet on what game inspired that level of desire and destruction in the midwestern youths hearts, but we imagine it was a copy of Brain Age that one of the boys was stealing because he thought his mom might like it...but we have a pretty rosy vision of humanity.
Feel free to speculate in our comments section.