Okay, so we’ve all read that model Kate Moss and junkie-rocker boyfriend Pete Doherty broke up, right?
And we can all assume based on the tabloids that while together they were on a drunken, drug-fueled tear that included violent sex, intravenous drug use, snorting Godknowswhat, and all sorts of other rockstar shenanigans, right?
Then can’t we make the leap that they likely videotaped these sexual escapades? I mean, we know they taped the drug use (we’ve all seen poor’ Kate snortin’ in da studio by now), so why not the screwin’?
Well, it turns out they did. And two of the eight tapes are missing from Kate’s collection.
So now, God, I beg of you: Pleeeeeease let Pete get so piss broke and junked out that he’s forced to sell them so I can see Kate naked and duuuurty!
That is all.
Thesun.co.uk: Kate in ex-rated video fear