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'Weekly World News' Shutting Down

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Posted July 22, 2007 - By juster

 

The Weekly World News, easily the world's best drunken supermarket impulse buy, is closing down. 

Now all we've got in terms of reliable, hard hitting news is The Onion.

A sampling of the kinds of headlines you might find in "The Paper":

  • "Town serves free booze anytime there's a rainbow!''
  • "Granny, 78, Gets Boob Implants!''
  • "Doomsday Dragons Heading for Earth!''
  • "Dead organ donor wakes up after surgeons remove his eyes, a kidney and his left lung!''
  • "Gal uses dead hubby's ashes for breast implants!''
  • "Buy a raffle ticket & win a hooker!''
  • "Painting of Elvis weeps real tears!''

SFScope.com: Weekly Worlds News Shutting Down

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